Would You ?

Moving.

2008-08-30T00:43:00.003+08:00

I'M MOVING.

This blog will still be available

to you guys.

future posts will be at:

http://rockstarar.livejournal.com/

*its been an awesome time here,

love all those previous memories,

thick and thin. so here's a toast,

To Old Times.*

MUST-WATCHs

2008-08-26T17:19:00.002+08:00

#1,2 Cyborg, She.

#3 I'm a cyborg, but that's ok.

2008-08-26T16:08:00.001+08:00

Nike Human Race 10k here i come (:

Study.

2008-08-26T16:06:00.000+08:00

Founder's Day 2008

2008-08-24T17:49:00.001+08:00

Last P.E. lesson

2008-08-24T17:39:00.003+08:00

George Danaraj Danapal a.k.a. PE teacher (indian man in the pictures)

is leaving for England

to further his studies.

His flight would be on 9th September 2008.

time to be confirmed.

2008-08-16T23:46:00.001+08:00

Row, row, row your boat,

gently down the stream.

If you see a crocodile,

don't forget to scream.

Vandalism.

2008-08-14T21:24:00.004+08:00

Model: Dhinesh.

Artist : Kiren and Leon.

thanks to the painstaking effort put in by Leon and Kiren,

we managed to come up with this walking and talking piece of art.

this piece of art got into trouble with Michael Lim and Tan San Chai.

Big Breakfast.

2008-08-11T19:36:00.000+08:00

Mount Sophia Road.

2008-08-09T20:42:00.000+08:00

WaterPolo.

2008-08-05T21:03:00.001+08:00

Mount Faber, Henderson Wave.

2008-08-03T16:46:00.005+08:00

SakeSushi with Quim.

2008-08-01T19:46:00.002+08:00

oh oh, and we saw Kumar and almost saw Eunice olsen, tsk!

2008-07-31T22:22:00.002+08:00

The Beatles - Yesterday.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say,
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.

i don't want to stand out from the crowd anymore.
blending in seems like the perfect solution.
please, stop staring hard.

2008-07-29T19:15:00.003+08:00

waterpolo match today was awesome,
the opposing team received quite a beating
even though we lost our best player.

ohoh, and hello second hand dirt , piss off now (:

2008-07-28T21:27:00.002+08:00

''why so serious?"
damn i love joker's twisted sense of humour.
JOANNE HAS SOUR-SMELLING HAIR!

sorry i had to ruin this shit for you.
thought i'd be the good guy for a change.

2008-07-27T19:31:00.001+08:00

so much for a great night aye.
anyway, helllo two new cameras (:

2008-07-26T21:07:00.002+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAcc8CPhlO4&feature=related (carlsberg + mentos)

ah, you know what, im feeling extremely great right now.

its all that little things that makes you happy,

you don't have to bother what people think of you,

bear no grudges, forgive all sins.

-im gonna start by unblocking everybody on msn and friendster.

many more to come (:

2008-07-24T20:50:00.000+08:00

2008-07-24T20:26:00.001+08:00

2008-07-22T21:58:00.000+08:00

come on Terrance and Jeremy,

it not worth arguing over a girl.

2008-07-21T21:04:00.002+08:00

You know why.

thanks Daniel.

2008-07-20T16:54:00.003+08:00

#1. thats gonna hurt.
#2. how's your cereal this morning?

2008-07-16T19:39:00.002+08:00

i think Miss Korea 2008 is more deserving aye?

2008-07-15T21:57:00.000+08:00

Happy Monthasary baby,

I Love You (:

Happy Birthday Calvin Cheung!

2008-07-14T19:14:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALVIN CHEUNG!

anyway, went to town with Dhin today to get Calvin's birthday present, a music album which cost a freaking 32dollars!
and i declare today as, I-SEE-YOUR-BOOBS DAY. amazingly but the grace of the heavens, women today decided to wear really low cut dresses and tops, looking forward to more orchard road outings (:

CC. if you have more pictures, send them to meeeeeeeee.

2008-07-13T00:58:00.002+08:00

2008-07-07T21:30:00.000+08:00

go watch this show, awesome!
you'd just might get to see Angelina Jolie's ass.

Soap yourself.

2008-07-05T23:41:00.001+08:00

SAA Track & Field heats.

2008-07-04T16:43:00.000+08:00

Confident Communicator.

2008-07-04T16:13:00.003+08:00

2008-07-04T16:12:00.000+08:00

its your time to cry.

2008-07-02T21:34:00.001+08:00

Nationals Track & Field, tomorrow.

wish me luck (:

pictures tomorrow.

I WANNA GO TO EMPOWERU AGAIN!

2008-06-30T20:48:00.003+08:00

2008-06-23T18:28:00.000+08:00

2008-06-22T00:01:00.000+08:00

hokay, here's the pictures i promised.

2008-06-21T15:56:00.002+08:00

ah, went out with David, Dax and Joanne to catch the Incredible Hulk.

oh, bumped into Joanna Chew and Daphne Ang, with her kid at The Grand Cathay.

Daphne is just evil as we all know,

she told her kid not to talk to me, because im a bad guy.

anyway, more pictures coming, as soon as Joanne send me those pictures.

Sentosa.

2008-06-16T17:17:00.010+08:00

yes, went to Sentosa and got kissed by the sun.

photos are self explanatory.

hahaha, I LOVE YOU TOO MAN!

2008-06-11T21:29:00.001+08:00

Hey Keeran!!
Your name rhymes with Heeren
But between the two
I would choose you

Remember the many sleepy classes
Instead of studying we were drooling over asses
You always did the most thoughtful thing
And gave me a ring(sometimes an sms)

You seemed to be a ladies man
All I could do was offer you a hand
In studies or the usual teenage related issues
And ask you in return,a tissue

You often treated me to food
Which,I could say,was good
I felt kinda bad
As all I could offer was a pat

-Dhinesh,Aged 17 and feeling old

adapted from Dhinesh's blog (see link)

IJ Dance Night - Hello Ladies!

2008-06-06T21:40:00.001+08:00

2008-05-27T19:03:00.001+08:00

FETISH-ES. go go check which do you have.

2008-05-27T11:45:00.002+08:00

Altocalciphilia - high heels.

Acrotomophilia - Amputees.

Agalmatophilia - Statues or Manequins.

Algophilia - Pain.

Androidism - human-like robots.

Anililagnia - Older Women (MILF).

Asthenolagnia - Feeling humilated.

Avisodomy -breaking the neck of a bird while having sex.

Belonephilia - Trees.

Dendrophilia - Fur, Leather or skin.

Entomophilia - Insects.

Eproctophilia - Farts.

Hemotigolagnia - Bloody sanitary pads.

Hirsutophilia - Armpit hair.

Homilophilia - Sermons.

Knismolagnia - Tickling.

Maieusiophilia - Pregnant women.

Scopophilia - Staring at yourself.

Thlipsosis - Pinching others.

Tripsolagnia - Getting shamppoed.

seven types of women.

2008-05-15T22:17:00.000+08:00

GUITAR HERO!

2008-05-15T16:24:00.001+08:00

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

2008-05-05T20:32:00.005+08:00

gosh, it was 27th April since i last blogged.
anyway,
ive been really really busy.
in the middle of the examinations now, darn Elementry Mathematics paper2
tomorrow. praying really hard that it would be as easy as paper1.

anyhow, my protein powder thing came yesterday, two huge tubs of it.
i swear on first glace, it looks like large tubs of ferterlisers.
cookies and cream, chocolate mint.
yummmalicious (:
according to Dalvin, this two tubs should be able to last me up to 4months.
but still, im gonna finish them up in 2months.
as its goes, " what doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
well, it applies to many other things as well.
studies? relationships? drugs?
ha, STAY IN SCHOOL!

now there's one more tub of protein powder coming in 2weeks and a tub
of 240protein capsules.
damn, i better start going to the gym everyday instead of 3times a week.
i can't really imagine myself all bulked.

oh oh, i started the MindChamps programme like on the 27th April,
its pretty interesting, well, everyone was super shy so no one talked.
except for this girl, gosh, someone shut her up!
anway went again yesterday, ah, everyone's more and more open.
im surprise that im actually looking forward to the upcoming lessons.

must be the company there, ~~girls~~.
HA!
guy can never get enough.

hokay, im signing out.
till next time with more pictures.

2008-04-27T21:36:00.000+08:00

I AM AN A1 ART STUDENT!
msn art (:

modeling.

2008-04-23T15:11:00.001+08:00

smart kid.

2008-04-20T00:02:00.001+08:00

school fun.

2008-04-14T20:25:00.000+08:00

Jason and Sherlyn's wedding!

2008-04-14T20:15:00.006+08:00

wash your hands!

2008-04-06T18:15:00.001+08:00

2008-04-06T01:25:00.002+08:00

thanks for everything you've and not done.
good luck with your next, you'd need it.

SPORTS DAY!

2008-04-05T00:00:00.001+08:00

sex and violence (SAV) Saint Andrew's Village.

2008-04-01T18:41:00.003+08:00

DAY1

ho ho.

dhinesh and i and jb and nicholas went to buy indonesian chewing gums(condoms)

from the ABC shop, which is llike mainly selling china products.

for all you know these condoms may very well be made in china too!

chinese rubber, chinese lub and chinese packaging.

apparently, on the instruction manual, it shows you how to use it and

it seems like its WHO approved.

ahahah, anyway, dhinesh was the only one with enough balls to go and buy

condoms, everyone was just staring at him, even this old man guy talked to him

about how normal it was for guys to buy condoms.

freaking hillairous i tell you.

so we went near a lift landing and decided to camwhore with the condom,

the pictures are up there. hell, we had fun with it. in the end dhinesh decided

to blow the condom up to ''TEST'' for any defects (:

and alas, dhinesh crushed it and shoved it into some guy's mail box.

YOU'VE GOT MAIL! FUCKING CONDOMS!

DAY2

ah, dhinesh went to buy one more box of condoms, this time is studed,

the previous one was contured and ribed, for maximum pleasure i suppose.

went down to the dentist, for my rubberband changing thing for the my braces.

ahaha, that bastard hadto take out the condom box and and shaked it while im in

the dentist chair, laugh and choked and yes, sliva dripped out the side of my mouth,

and somehow got to my neck, now i have this dried drool mark thing.

anyway, decided to waste some time, had long john slivers for tea, and we decided to

put the condom over the water sprinkler!(as shown in the picture)

hokay!

so if video cams were to catch any of these, we're more or less screwed.

at least you have photographic evidence on who did it (;

the main man, DHINESH!

to dhinesh: fucking a mail box with an inflated condom isnt cool.

ps: YOU'VE GOT MAIL! CONDOMS.

OBS 2008 TENZING

2008-03-23T17:20:00.004+08:00

hello everyone, im finally back from OBS.
yes, missing in action for a whopping 5days, anyone miss me? (:

hahaa, i dont want to leave OBS island!

i tell you, its like a freaking horrorandous place at first, but soon you'll

never want to leave!

argh, i miss everyone there, we got SAMUEL NICHOLAS CHU as our

instructor. wacky dude, i love his fake indian accent!

let see who we have in our TENZING WATCH!

-Kiren (me)

-Terrance Tan

-Glenn Ong

-Russell

-Jonathan Ghaul

-Raja

-Saravanan

-Daniel Khong
-Dax

-Irwan

-Hikal

-Azmi

-Murina

-KaiWen (Christine)

-WeiYu

-WanQi (small eyes)

ah, i miss all you guys, lets have a TENZING Watch reunion!

soooooon!

andand,

PRICKLY HEAT POWDER IS COOOL!

heh heh (:

2008-03-13T22:46:00.002+08:00

hokay,

watch StepUp 2 today, damn i swear it was freaking awesome,

and that lead actress isnt as hot as she looks on the official trailer.

ITS A MUST WATCH!

somehow i feel so motivated to pick up street dancing again,

any takers? (:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

2008-03-10T14:07:00.005+08:00

by Kway Kah Chng
Maybe we can catch this fella faster if we acted like all those criminal psychologists on TV and tried to “think like him”.
here’s what we came up with:

THINGS ON THE ESCAPED TERRORIST’S TO DO LIST

1. Check 2 years’ worth of emails.

2. Send out some ‘Change of Address’ notices.

3. Get a hot shower after having to escape through that toilet.

4. Catch up on all those episodes of ‘Lost’ I’ve stored on my DVR.

5. Pitch to MediaCorp my idea for a new reality show: “Who Wants to Marry the Country’s Most Wanted Man”.

6. Call up CMPB and apply for exit permit.

7. Log on to Facebook and:

a. change status update from ‘Selamat is meeting family today’ to ‘Selamat is hiding in a sewer somewhere until the coast is clear’.

b. update my profile picture to reflect my new disguise.

c. Superpoke Osama.

8. Clarify to the press that it’s my LEG that’s limp. LEG!

9. Now that I’m out, I can hantam the smart-asses in my cell group who started referring to me in my absence as “Lim Peh” and added all those ‘Limp Bizkit’ songs to my iPod.

10. Forward my Her World subscription to my new address.

11. Write a novel chronicling my escape to Indonesia: “From First World to Third”

12. Finally get to use soft toilet paper, not the type at Whitley Road that’s so bleddy tough, you can make a rope with it to climb out the window.

13. Send Wong Kan Seng a postcard from Pekan Baru.

2008-02-09T20:59:00.000+08:00

HAPPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR TO YA'ALL OUT THERE.

yes, have a ratty new year.

erm, visiting was the shit!

red packets, stingy aunties and uncles.

anyway, i think i've got a ulcer that hurts, worst that crapping in your pants.

must've been all that heaty crackers and new year goodies.

wait, ive yet to eat some bakua(bbq pork)

anyway, took only one, non-embarassing picture.

the others were whack!

my mom and i, enjoy.

anyway, went out with dhinesh jimmy and kerry

yesterday to town, walked alot, checked girls out.

and dhinesh is still looking for his dream girl at the Heeran, apparantly,

her name is NADIA! nadia something,

and she IS hot.

guess what, she's chindian too,

see, that proves that ALLLLL CHINDIANS ARE HOT!

thankyou (:

ah, i think we all were high on something, so dhinesh decided to

take this 'explicet caution' shot with the gymnast girl poster thing.

guess what, its right outside the istana.

ahhh, and we watched Ah Long Pte Ltd.

damn it was funny as hell.

and fann wong stripped naked.

so you could see her bare back and her butt crack.

FAT HOPE PORNO FREAKS!

ah, there was a tiger tattoo on her back too.

ah, and i learnt that "lim lau bu" means, your mother!

you'd always learn something from movies.

ah long lai, zao papa,

papa bu zai jia.

wo qing ah long qing zhuo xia,

na yi bei cha.

it means (direct translation),

loanshark come, looking for papa,

papa not at home,

i invited loanshark to sit,

and gave him a cup of tea.

2008-02-03T21:54:00.000+08:00

2008-02-03T19:57:00.000+08:00

1. i'm bring sexyback.

2/3. thats a red pencil case/

4.cut and paste

5. sleepy dude

2008-01-29T19:48:00.000+08:00

two very happy people.

GAY!

2008-01-29T16:55:00.000+08:00

these few day has been so fucked up.
I've been forgetting all my homework, and school's been a bitch.
well, this is my first proper post in a LOOOONG time.

my honaye, Brenda has finally been confirmed.
now she's officially Brenda Nathanielle Ling!
ah, I'm still blaming Cass for the lousy shots she took with my cell.
that why, SHE STILL OWES ME PICTURES!

yes, lately, we've been on not very good terms.
it feels like i don't know here anymore, well, not like i used to.
but I'm not hinting anything, really, i want to work things out,
really loved the good o'l times we had last year.
though it hasn't been really smooth sailing, i really loved to be what we used to be.
I Love You, really.

gosh, now I'm starting to talk funny.
anyway,
JIMMY DISLOCATED HIS KNEE.
girls, GO COMFORT HIM!
he can barely walk. let alone play his tennis game tomorrow.
gosh, you'll be missing out.
argh, someone get a Patrick balloon for him!

health minister

2008-01-21T21:15:00.000+08:00

epic health education by M'sia's ex-health minister.
some inportant health tips/preparations old man must perform before they perform.
- take out fake teeth
- take blood pressure pills
-do stretching exercise
- take nap
- eat tonkat ali
- wait for downstairs to ready.

just because you bogeh, doesn't mean you taboleh.

adapted from themrbrownshow

BAN ZOUKOUT?

2008-01-21T20:46:00.000+08:00

BAN ZOUKOUT?
given that there are evidences that shows sexual activities that took place
during such events.
here are the top 10things the government should also ban.

10. ban all parties, including senior citizen line-dancing parties.
9. ban clubs
8. ban beaches, some people set up tents for copulative purposes.
7. ban budget hotels, which charges by the hour.
6. ban GEYLANG, no more frog porridge.
5. ban aircraft toilets! remove beds from the new airbus A380 first class too.
4. ban HDB stairways. to prevent sexual activities, resident should take the lift, in case of fire, JUMP!
3. ban bathrooms, STOP BATHROOM SEX!
2. ban beds, surveys have shown that sexual activites take place mostly on beds.
1. ban sex. this will sure end all the spreading of sexual diseases,

low sex doesn't mean no sex.

hey there khalilah

2008-01-05T00:43:00.001+08:00

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hMqTKA8BxvE

Hey there, Khalilah, what’s it like in Baghdad City?
I’m 3,000 miles away but girl tonight you’re looking pretty
Can’t you see?
You’re looking really hot, baby. Literally.

Hey there, Khalilah, I am at my latest booking
But I’m writing you tonight to say how much I miss your cooking
So I sob.
Wipe all my tears up with a mop. There’s no kabob.

Oh, it’s how you cook the meat. How you cook the meat.

Hey there Khalilah, you stay good and cook some coosa
Til I’m back there making money at the Improv in Falluja
Give it time.
I’m bombing really bad this time. No, not that kind.

Hey there, Khalilah, if I must eat one more Twinkie
Well I might just have to lick my arm and then bite off my pinky
What a scene. The only Arab food I see’s
Attached to me

Oh, it’s how you cook the meat. How you cook the meat.

3,000 miles is far away, but I just want kabob today
I’d eat it all up with a knife and fork.
Why am I so far from you? All they have here is bar-b-que
Which would be good except I don’t eat pork.
The ketchup here is really bad, the mustard’s not a deadly gas
This pizza box tastes better, that’s for sure
And it’s cardboard

Hey there, Khalilah, you’re tahini on falafal
No, you’re not sesame paste but girl I just can’t eat without you
So you know. I’ll have kabob when I get home.
And chug rose water like a pro
Cuz I do not like Domino’s
Oh no I don’t.

2007-12-25T02:13:00.000+08:00

MERRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

are you naughty or nice?

2007-12-13T01:45:00.000+08:00

2007-12-07T21:10:00.000+08:00

6 truths of life:

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3) The first truth is a lie.

4) You're smiling now cause you are a idiot.

5) You will soon send this to another idiot.

6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face.

2007-12-05T22:34:00.000+08:00

YAY. :D

2007-12-01T03:10:00.000+08:00

Yay. You changed the skin, finally. Actually i changed it, literally. This one is so much nicer and easier to see stuff without scrolling so much. But i have to admit that i chose this one because of the small font (i like small fonts) and because i like it. :D And i edited some stuff, and under the 'love' column, i'm like putting down the things i like and i never put down stuff you like, for example, hairwax and telly because it's like, weird. Everyone loves watching television, and hairwax is plain weird. So yeah. Sorry ): Go edit if you disagree with what you like.

Love, Your Honey
(i'm invading your blog at like, 3:05am while you're sleeping. Heh.)

2007-11-20T18:23:00.000+08:00

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MODELING!

2007-11-10T22:40:00.000+08:00

2007-11-07T23:40:00.000+08:00

The Bottom Line
You shouldn't be worried about making a good impression. Everyone is your fan today.

In Detail
Wherever you go today, you will be able to effortlessly put your special mark on things. All you have to do is speak your mind in your usual clever way. Don't let yourself get intimidated by anyone. This is a great time for you, because you are full of unique ideas. Your fierce charm could bring a marble statue to life! The role of entertainer is growing more and more comfortable for you, and you should explore ways to spend a little more time in the spotlight. People want more of you.

2007-11-04T00:02:00.000+08:00

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two,

a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans;

I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk-you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her;

I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"

Look what i found (:

2007-11-03T22:38:00.000+08:00

Pirate Joke

2007-10-30T00:06:00.000+08:00

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship.

One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm.

He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"

The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels ending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on!

The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"

The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.

The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!!!'

DAMN! im a good photographer.

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#1 SCREAM YOUR LUNGS OUT !

#2 INPOOL ORGASM.

#3 trust me, he CAN throw closing his eyes

#4 LANTERN FESTIVAL

#5 i swwear he looks scary.

Jim and I

2007-09-23T21:56:00.000+08:00

2007-09-23T19:37:00.000+08:00

http://www.myheritage.com/collage

PORNSTARS !

2007-09-22T13:22:00.000+08:00

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314 WATTS

day out.

2007-09-15T11:41:00.000+08:00

2007-09-13T19:09:00.000+08:00

#1,2 - caught !
#3 - symetrical.
#4 ,5 - flag raising ?

2007-09-13T19:03:00.000+08:00

AdemAir Captain Speaking.

"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.
This is your captain speaking.
Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of AdemAir.
We apologize for the eight-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad
weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 717 to Yogyakarta.
Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in Central
Java. And, if luck is in our favor we may even be landing on your village!
AdemAir has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are
so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our
passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for
you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off !
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help
you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as
we forgot to record it from the television.
However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Garuda
Indonesia Airways, where their movie will be visible from the right side of
the cabin window.

* There is no smoking allowed in this airplane.
Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the
engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible
for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.
Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly
fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.
And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in
touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your
suitcase."

Thank you for flying with AdemAir.

2007-09-08T01:17:00.000+08:00

maybe its just me,

i'm thinking too much.

2007-09-03T12:49:00.000+08:00

#1 dont ever sleep in class.

#2&3 HAPPY ~~threesome~~ TEACHERS' DAY !

2007-09-01T00:48:00.000+08:00

i'm sorry.

Chaplin's Lunch 2007

2007-08-26T02:00:00.000+08:00

#1 - Jimmy in prayer

#2 - George Danapal

#3 - Jerome, Pastor, Shaun

#4 - Food

#5 - BANANANA-MANIA

2007-08-19T19:58:00.000+08:00

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,
while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there,
the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you.

"To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any lubricant. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Jovi's one minute of fame/shame ?

2007-08-19T17:30:00.000+08:00

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kdOKLaE3kvw

Jovi's one minute of fame/shame ?

2007-08-19T17:22:00.001+08:00

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kdOKLaE3kvw

2007-08-19T17:22:00.000+08:00

bowling with classmates.

2007-08-16T13:15:00.000+08:00

LESBIANS !

2007-08-10T16:13:00.000+08:00

2007-08-05T19:24:00.000+08:00

2007-08-04T01:29:00.000+08:00

HAPPPY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY !!!